writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
I’ve done that before and my math teacher drew a picture of a cat in red pen and wrote “I accept your apology”
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
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Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
P*ssy not suppose to taste sweet!!!! It supposed to taste like p*ssy!!! U want something sweet go eat a gotdamn cupcake!!!!